Corporate Giants decide to use Facebook check-ins to verify LTA claims

Increasing number of travel bill frauds has compelled companies to use Facebook and twitter check-ins of their Employees to verify if they had actually traveled in their PTO. This new method was first used by Kamal industries when they found out the bills provided by one of their employee were fake. According to the bills and documents, the employee was supposed to be at Goa and his bill included boat casinos, but the shocking fact was that he had a Facebook check in of Vrindavan temple along with a photograph with his parents. The company’s CEO Mr. Arvind Fenkriwal commented that they do not support such culture and the situation demands a strict action.

Under the new policy imposed by Kamal industries, Employees are required to have a photograph check in of every bill they produce. This resulted in Facebook getting flooded with pictures of Honeymoon suites and skanky Bars.

Congress not so wise president Mr. Rahul Dandhi, in a lunch interview also condemn this particular case. While having his “Maa ke haath ka desi khana” Pizza, he said the people should not be blamed for such sort of act. It is the structure and the framework which is responsible for such kind of frauds. Women empowerment can stop such frauds. If women of Goa were really empowered, an Engineer could never go to Vrindavan. He also supports FART-I, Facebook Accessible Right to Information. He says Employers should know every check in of their Employees, this way woman will be empowered and Secularism could be achieved.

Mr. Arvind Fenkriwal is also indicating if this policy prove to be successful, they will impose same thing in medical bills. In which an Employee has to post a picture while being Admitted/Operated to claim bills for the same. 

Employees in Kamal Industries are wearing Topis these days. They say it is breach in their privacy. As a protest all engineers have stopped commenting their code and they are having only BLACK cigarette.Silent Google Hangouts had also been carried out to show the anger towards higher management. Mr. Jitendra Modi who is opposing the action stated,"This is a bug in our system and this should be rectified...Let's Hit the Bar,Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar".

Typical Bollywood Software Love Story PART-I

This is a story of male software application Leo. He was mature enough with machine learning. He met this female application Ewa while strolling on the internet. He was attracted to her UI. He was so obsessed with her that he couldn’t hibernate at night. He tried gathering data about her and thankfully he found out that they share a friend class module. He requested that module to introduce to Ewa. Soon they exchanged IP addresses and started sending remote procedure calls to each other.

The friend module suggested him not to be superficial,” You know how guys are like they just see a UI and go bonkers over it. If you want a real thing you should get to know her backend”.

They were like made for each other. They share so many variables and external services. They used to wonder why they never met before. Leo started triggering Ewa in the morning with a beautiful interrupt.

They started dating soon, Leo on his first date got Ewa a rare software update. Ewa was dumbstruck,” how did you know I wanted this for a long time” she said. “it’s my job to know what you want”, with a wink smiley he replied. They exchanged their data for so long, they almost got whole software specification of each other. Suddenly Leo stopped saying anything. He looked at her. She was so beautiful, carved with perfection. As if every style sheets she used was built with perfection. He even loved the error dialogs she was popping up. Ewa said,”I talk a lot… don’t I”. Leo smirked, “I can see you talking all day”. Ewa smiled, “that’s not beautiful, beautiful would be when you would stop me popping up my dialogs”. And that happened that first kiss they were longing for.

Soon they decided they want to merge their code. Leo wanted to go deep in Ewa’s call stack and leave his copy constructor but Ewa said no. If they are to produce a child process they have to get community acceptance, otherwise he/she will be of no value. It will be socially boycotted and will go in open source community where it will not be worth any respect. They used a firewall that night.  They decided to talk to their parent processes. But the biggest problem was their family rivalry. Leo’s full name was Leo Microsoft and Ewa was Ewa Apple. They knew it is not going to be easy but Leo’s friend Shantanu Unix said, “with love you can make everything”.