Truth or Lie

Truth or Lie…. The question is just wobbling in my mind for past few months. I have been an “AVID” liar. Thoughout my life I have surpassed every problem or trouble with a lie and the problems caused by that lies also by a lie (of higher degree). Now I really want to walk on the path of truth on which thousands of great men have passed (and most of them got a miserable ending).
You see I am divided in two personas one that is truthful and other that has always been a good liar. They always keep on fighting over this issue.

Truth- Say me, Don’t say lie.

Lie- Why not?

Truth -Because it’s a lie.

lie- (mimicking because it’s a lie)…too conservative thinking...wow that’s a nice reason..

Truth- yes!! Say the truth its good.

lie- I never get this idea why people want truth and invite Mr. Trouble when you can easily lie and escape and for your kind information even GOD KRISHNA said GOOD or BAD is just perception.
Not to forget KRISHNA had girls you can’t even count while SATYAWADI Harish Chandra lost his single wife.

Truth- When you speak truth it makes you fearless and you can stand in front of anyone, dart into their eyes and speak. Truth makes you fearless.

Lie- “Darr sabko lagta hai, Gala sabka sukhta hai par darr ke aage jeet hai.”

Truth- It gives you a sense of pride. People love truthful people. People often forgive just because you said truth.

Lie- looks like you are reading philosophy now a days. BE PRACTICAL. Go late in class and tell professor that you are late because you were with a girl or sleeping and you don’t give a rat’s ass about his lecture. Do you really think that he will give you attendance? Smoke a cigarette go home and tell your parents that you did it and actually enjoyed.

Truth: Excuses..hmph!!

lie- Don’t get me start over excuses. It is nothing but a fancy name for lie which you truthful people have coined. Actually I think these truthful people are the biggest liars. They don’t even have the pinch of honesty in accepting the face that they lied. They are even being untruthful to their soul.

Truth- THERE YOU ARE. UNTRUTHFUL TO SOUL. You accepted it is not nice to say lie (to your soul). Now you have just counterattacked yourself.

lie- oops !!

Truth- yes it is true(which is good) that we all lie at some point or another so it is good to accept to atleast to yourself you do. But always make a note about whom you are lying to. The one who quite understands you will always forgive the blunders you have done and if they can’t they don’t deserve to be in your life. Moreover even if they can’t forgive they will still not stop loving you.
I think that’s why women always want their men to follow this policy-
“STOP LYING TO GIRL YOU ARE LYING WITH”

To be honest yes lying is good when it is spoken for happiness of the people you love.

Lie- Yes speak lie for happiness of people you love. BTW have you heard? “YOU CANT LOVE ANYONE IF YOU CANT LOVE YOURSELF” ;)

TRUTH- you are an asshole.

LIE- LIAR :P

Mere Sapno ki Rani

Next month I am going to be TWENTY. So I thought now the time has come to take my life more seriously and think about my future. Future, hmmmm in 5-6 years from now I have to find someone who will be compatible with me and will satisfy all my needs. Yes needs and I am being calculative about my future girl. It is a myth,”when there is love you need nothing else”. I think it was quoted by some gay and by the way Gays also have needs. So to start with the list…

A cool Delhite or a Small town Girl : I am born in Delhi and raised here. If I will pick a Delhi girl she will be a good companion. She would be more confident, less whiner, good to talk with and I assume she will be more adventurous ;). BUT she could also be the “experienced” one and I would hate it. Yeah she may have flirted with thousands of guys, went out with some other and her past stories may make me feel like acid in my ass. Whereas a Small town Girl will be an easy maintenance and would be more caring BUT she would never understand when I will really need a friend.
To conclude a Delhite will be preferable because I may be a better understanding person in next 5 years and I may also have some past (in future). So I will manage but yes there is another way to have a beautiful low maintenance Small town girl at home and have some good friends outside (not to be confused with extra marital affairs).

A truthful and Understanding girl: The top priority need is that she should understand about the lies I will tell her. She should really understand that we cannot live without lies and there is no person in the world who doesn’t lie, even the girls who say that they never lie are lying while narrating that very statement. Oh common how many Girls tell their parents about their boyfriends?

A Sweet Smile: In looks I have only one requirement that she should have a sweet smile(unless she is hot) and dimples would be preferable. She must not be much taller than me so that my ego doesn’t get hurt and I don’t care about how she smells (I am not literally a Dog).

Now Some brief Mandatory needs.

She Should not like Twilight and Edward Cullen.

She should have at least 3 best friends (who should be less good looking than her so that I can be in my limits).

She should not use Dear in every line.

She should not be overly sweet (then she will look fake).

She should not tag me in her Stupid Facebook post regarding how much she loves me.

She should laugh at my every joke.

She should not be Blonde(mentally).

She Should not be too much intelligent too: She will become hard to handle.

She should have patience to Listen to me.

MATAR CHEELNI AATI HOO :P

She should call her dog a DOG not baby.

She should call me by my name not "my sweetu pumpkin" or "My Baby".

P.S. She should be all the above UNLESS SHE IS HOT.