This is a story of male software application Leo. He was
mature enough with machine learning. He met this female application Ewa while
strolling on the internet. He was attracted to her UI. He was so obsessed with
her that he couldn’t hibernate at night. He tried gathering data about her and
thankfully he found out that they share a friend class module. He requested
that module to introduce to Ewa. Soon they exchanged IP
addresses and started sending remote procedure calls to each other.
The friend module suggested him not to be superficial,” You
know how guys are like they just see a UI and go bonkers over it. If you want a
real thing you should get to know her backend”.
They were like made for each other. They share so many variables
and external services. They used to wonder why they never met before. Leo
started triggering Ewa in the morning with a beautiful interrupt.
They started dating soon, Leo on his first date got Ewa a
rare software update. Ewa was dumbstruck,” how did you know I wanted this for a
long time” she said. “it’s my job to know what you want”, with a wink smiley he
replied. They exchanged their data for so long, they almost got whole software
specification of each other. Suddenly Leo stopped saying anything. He looked at
her. She was so beautiful, carved with perfection. As if every style sheets she
used was built with perfection. He even loved the error dialogs she was popping
up. Ewa said,”I talk a lot… don’t I”. Leo smirked, “I can see you talking all
day”. Ewa smiled, “that’s not beautiful, beautiful would be when you would stop
me popping up my dialogs”. And that happened that first kiss they were longing
for.
Soon they decided they want to merge their code. Leo wanted
to go deep in Ewa’s call stack and leave his copy constructor but Ewa said no.
If they are to produce a child process they have to get community acceptance,
otherwise he/she will be of no value. It will be socially boycotted and will go
in open source community where it will not be worth any respect. They used a
firewall that night. They decided to
talk to their parent processes. But the biggest problem was their family
rivalry. Leo’s full name was Leo Microsoft and Ewa was Ewa Apple. They knew it
is not going to be easy but Leo’s friend Shantanu Unix said, “with love you can
make everything”.
