Monday, February 23, 2015

If Cricketers were Politicians

In these modern times every group or Organisation has its own politics. As one wise man once quoted,"Politics is everywhere. It’s in your shirt, it’s in your pants. It’s everywhere.". Sometimes I wonder What if our cricketers were full time politicians what role will they play. Below is my list with the reasons.


Sachin Tendulkar & Atal Bihari Vajpayee


The One Man Army, Once the whole Team/Party used to depend on the man.
This is the man who everybody respects, be it Teammates/Partymen, opposition or Mango people.

Saurav Ganguly & L K Advani


He was a bit aggressive and ambitious. He Played a key role in the team with the other senior. Together they made team/party stronger to such extent that it was considered one of the strongest teams/party in the world/country.
He was always hungry for win and wanted more control but later with new leadership lost all this charm, finally gave up and retired.

Mahendra Singh Dhoni & Narendra Modi

Calm, composed and tactical. Steered the team/party though most amazing wins. He has both great lovers and haters. He has been in many controversies but he somehow manages to get wins for the team/party. He knows what to speak when. Everybody is interested in his personal life but he somehow manages to keep it private.

Mohammad Azahruddin & Lalu Prasad Yadav


He was a great leader once but his thirst for excessive money made him indulge in Scams. He started appearing more in courts than in field/parliament.

Yuvraj Singh and Shiela Dixit


He/She ruled Cricket/Politics for quite a long time. There was a time when he/she was considered one of the best players/leader in the team/party. But one thing led to another and he/she somehow vanished from the scene. But he/she still plays and is involved with cricket/politics. May be if team/party declined he/she will be brought back in team/party.

Virat Kohli & Arvind Kejriwal


Love him or hate him but you just can’t ignore him. He is always in news. Does something everyday. He just simply doesn't keep calm. A demanding person who is becoming a youth icon. He bagged a lot of success in so less time and at this point he is believed to have really bright future.

Ravindra Jadeja & Rahul Gandhi


Nobody knows what his exact talent is but he is there in the team/party for quite long. He is unintentionally the most funny man in the team/party.

Ashish Nehra & Kiran Bedi


He/She was taken in team/party to provide an edge but seems like he/she did own goal and not just one. Nobody is more scared of him/her than his own team/party mates. He/She has been given more preference for no apparent reason. But he/she besides his/her good intentions Fucked his/her own team/party. Some people say he/she was always playing for the rival team/party.

Rahul Dravid & A P J Abdul Kalam


Highly talented. Loved and respected by all.

Gautam Gambhir & Raj Thakery


He is fire. His anger can burn you. A true example of HOT HEAD. Aggressive leader. He may not be performing well but he can't be ignored.

Please add your views to extend/enhance this list further.