Office toilet is not just a toilet, It is a Place where people of different teams, projects,languages and platforms meet and share their experiences. In geek world you can say that it is a place which is responsible for Unity in Diversity.
I don't have any idea about female toilets, No seriously I have never "accidentally" stepped into it. But for men it is place where you can see most satisfied faces. I think if somebody gets nirvana his expressions will be like this only.
If urinals don't have large separators Men have a rule, They will never pee standing next to a bro having time of his hour or two. For those who do and specially look into eyes of fellow man and smile, you are the biggest creep ever. Don't do it, if you are not giving an invitation. Some men see wall while peeing as if they are lost in all their worries and are about to drain it out. Some other just concentrate on their thing as if they are talking to it"Dude you weren't that good yesterday, Perform better today". There is a guy who always spits while peeing, I think he is not satisfied with his thing or his wife/GF is not, that is the epitome of self Loathing.Men Bitch Yes they do! especially about their bosses, and they do that in toilets. That's a rookie mistake, never do that! You have no idea who is taking a dump inside. It can be a Kissass or the Almighty himself.
But there are some interesting questions which people ask in toilets, have compiled a list of what people might think and what they reply:
Q: BHABHI Kaisi hai ?
T: "Fuck you! What makes you think of my wife when you are peeing? you asshole. I will kick you in your balls. I saw you in last company outing, How you were looking at us. You Geek Shakti Kapoor. I know how tharki you are. Saath me ladkiya taadi hai(we used to check out girls together) Teri shaadi hone de BC(you get married SisterFucker),there will be an eye for an eye then."
A: Good Good!.
Q: So How is your build going? (Tester to Developer)
T: AA gya phir! I told this MC yesterday that it will take time. NO DANDA to dena hai. I hope he dies virgin. Build bana ke Mooh me dalunga iske jaldi(I'll make the build and shove it up his mouth).
A: Soon it will be with you buddy! BHABHI Kaisi hai?
Q: Have you seen that show, Game of Thrones?
T: Saala sar uthane ka time nahi hai ! he wants me to see the show. Seems Like this Fucker has no work. All he does is see those god damn shows, Jisme! all you can see is somebody screwing someone else and all he learns from that applies here. Why doesn't he just write the fucking code with comments, if he does I will have enough time to even MAKE that GOT.
A: No yaar! So How is your build going?
To Be Continued.. (need to pee more)
Disclaimer: This Post is not done by the owner of this blog, This account has been hacked by a infosys Employee who is just writing it out for the sake of Bakar, My name is Shaktimaan. This is all fictitious(or may be not).
