1. An eye for an eye, a hand for a hand, a heart for a heart and "so on"... makes the world gay.
2. Once a person challenged barney stinson that you cannot 'do' with a guy and he said, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
3. When we want peace of mind we give somebody our piece of mind- Law of conservation of anger.
4. Never fall in love with a doctor...coz they can literally steal your heart.
5. It never matters what people think of you .. what matters is what you think of yourself ...... that is self respect...
* I always keep these words in mind after an unsuccessful interview.
6. If someone says you FUCK OFF ...u say the worst swear words.... "may u remain virgin throughout Ur life" :angel:
7. Either girls should not wear t shirts with funny quotes or should not give us disgusting looks when we are actually reading them
8. Q How the first surgeon came into existence ??
A- a person read somewhere "beauty is inside" and he took it literally..
9. Someone said make a girl smile and you can make her do anything.....I over tried and made her laugh, and the irony is now she thinks I am a joker.
10. In this world either you can love somebody or have a girlfriend.
11. One thing common about wit and shit....both comes from inside after a lot of processing
12. There is no remedy for love than to love more someone else
13. Wife:- Do you know why and for whom taj mahal was made(expecting a romantic answer)?
Husband:- Some guy made that to announce to all girls that his wife is dead and he is wealthy.
14. When a girl does something dumb or stupid thing ..its ok.....
but when a guy does that believe me he is in love
15. YES I admit I still love you the difference is just that now you are not the only one
16. Behind and beneath every heartless bastard there is a girl.. :-/ ... (though they are different)
17. A joker is the most generous person in this world who even make people laugh on tragedies of his life.
18. Soul gets raped once then it becomes slutty.
19. A perfect love triangle is not possible until and unless one of the involved person is gay.
20. Don’t you just hate it when the person you really like looks amazingly good
because that time you know every fucking eye is watching them.
21. It is much more difficult and satisfying to make someone smile then to make someone laugh.
22. Life can become much more enjoyable when we realize the difference between what we want, what we need and what we deserve.
23. Why in love people say "I" love "YOU".... when actually in love "YOU: comes before "I".
24. Sometimes it is nice to mix your personal and professional life, at least you get to know who will stand with you in any sphere of life.
25. The saddest thing in life is not when everything falls apart
it is when you know everything is going to, and you have to watch it happen helplessly.
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