A nighty Interview with SUNNY LEONE

Hello, Sunny!! How are you and did you like India?

Sunny: Hi I am good and I belong to Indian ethnicity so it feels great to be back. In fact all my friends and 'colleagues' like India and they have asked me to bring some ‘books’ so that we can learn and be better at our profession.

How was your experience with people in big boss and other males you met here?

Sunny: Frankly speaking i had heard that I was quite famous among Indian men, but when i got here the scene was completely different. In big boss too every male was asking my name and my profession as if they do not know me.
I think that folks in India are quite decent, conservative and innocent. They do not see the movies i act in.

So sunny why did you choose to ACT in movies?

Well, I would not say It was my parents’ dream to see me as a STAR, as a typical Indian family my daddy wanted me to become a doctor and my mother wanted me to become a teacher. Even i joined a medical college but i never felt passion for it. I saw a Hindi movie 3 idiots. Hero said "WO kaam karo jisme maza aata ho phir kaam kaam nhi khel hoga" and I found one thing i really enjoyed so I pursued higher degree of excellence in it and here i am.

Sunny!! We have heard that you are married already? So your partner never had any problem with you 'working'?
Sunny:- No he has been quite supportive, even everyday sorry every night he helps me in my rehearsals and helps me to enhance my output....

What was the biggest resistance in your career?
Sunny: Well initially I was not able to get EXPOSURE but then I made CONNECTIONS with right people who let me expose my talent.

We have heard that Mr. Bhatt wants to sign you for his new movie.. What is your opinion on that?
Sunny: Frankly speaking I do not like to work in that movie as my agent has told me that there are some inappropriate intimate scenes in the movie, which I am not sure about, as I am a very shy person.

So, Sunny anything you would like to say to our Indian people specially Engineers or geeks who are your biggest fan?
Sunny: Thank you for your support and LOVE, believe me that I will keep LOVING you (virtually) but please  do not engage into piracy, you know people like me put away lots of HARD WORK to make some creative stuff please respect that and buy my movie from my website.

So thanks Sunny for being with us it was nice talking to you…

P.S. this interview is not real and is created for fun so in case SUNNY mam or your lawyers read it, it was my pleasure that you read my blog. Seriously mam!! BIG FAN..

:P

Mere Sapno ki Rani

Next month I am going to be TWENTY. So I thought now the time has come to take my life more seriously and think about my future. Future, hmmmm in 5-6 years from now I have to find someone who will be compatible with me and will satisfy all my needs. Yes needs and I am being calculative about my future girl. It is a myth,”when there is love you need nothing else”. I think it was quoted by some gay and by the way Gays also have needs. So to start with the list…

A cool Delhite or a Small town Girl : I am born in Delhi and raised here. If I will pick a Delhi girl she will be a good companion. She would be more confident, less whiner, good to talk with and I assume she will be more adventurous ;). BUT she could also be the “experienced” one and I would hate it. Yeah she may have flirted with thousands of guys, went out with some other and her past stories may make me feel like acid in my ass. Whereas a Small town Girl will be an easy maintenance and would be more caring BUT she would never understand when I will really need a friend.
To conclude a Delhite will be preferable because I may be a better understanding person in next 5 years and I may also have some past (in future). So I will manage but yes there is another way to have a beautiful low maintenance Small town girl at home and have some good friends outside (not to be confused with extra marital affairs).

A truthful and Understanding girl: The top priority need is that she should understand about the lies I will tell her. She should really understand that we cannot live without lies and there is no person in the world who doesn’t lie, even the girls who say that they never lie are lying while narrating that very statement. Oh common how many Girls tell their parents about their boyfriends?

A Sweet Smile: In looks I have only one requirement that she should have a sweet smile(unless she is hot) and dimples would be preferable. She must not be much taller than me so that my ego doesn’t get hurt and I don’t care about how she smells (I am not literally a Dog).

Now Some brief Mandatory needs.

She Should not like Twilight and Edward Cullen.

She should have at least 3 best friends (who should be less good looking than her so that I can be in my limits).

She should not use Dear in every line.

She should not be overly sweet (then she will look fake).

She should not tag me in her Stupid Facebook post regarding how much she loves me.

She should laugh at my every joke.

She should not be Blonde(mentally).

She Should not be too much intelligent too: She will become hard to handle.

She should have patience to Listen to me.

MATAR CHEELNI AATI HOO :P

She should call her dog a DOG not baby.

She should call me by my name not "my sweetu pumpkin" or "My Baby".

P.S. She should be all the above UNLESS SHE IS HOT.

Mera Pehla Pehla Pyaar (MP3).... THE LOOP

It was the day when my IITan friend "BACHHU" was home for several days. We planned to go for a movie. We were deciding which movie to watch. Mittal, (one of my friend who is as thin as a sumo wrestler) jumped up and decided it would be "KMABAKHT ISHQ". He wanted to see awesome comedy of Akshay kumar. There was a huge weight in Mittal’s suggestion, like him. As all the theatres were full we had to go to that movie.

It was just the starting of movie and it was full of needless kisses and smooches and only that part of the movie could be considered as comedy.

My eyes met her just then. She was a 5'2" slim girl, wearing a pink top. She was laughing like retards. Her hairs were swaying left and right with her motion. In contrast to an average engineer, studying in an good engineering (by that I mean bad girl to boy ratio), I was never a desperate fella who fall in love with every second girl they see.

There we had a rendezvous in her eyes. She probably glanced me staring at her. She stopped laughing and smiled. I dont know whether it was due to that "interesting" movie or were my pure feelings that I didnt watch movie anymore. When Mittal and Bachhu were enjoying the "comedy" between akshay and kareena. I was watching her eyes. She had the innocence of a child. I had some snacks in the intermission. After sometime my heart started pumping fast. My stomach started lurching. I looked at her that feeling increased. It was like someone is pinching me from inside, like a thunderbolt struck me. My mind went blank and my eyes were fixed on her as if I was searching her for ages.

She looked at me and smiled again. It was the end of movie and most probably the last smooch to laugh on. I was gathering every piece of my courage and decided to ask her name and email id as I was told every real life story starts the same way.

Just then from nowhere came a muscular arm which cuddled her and my all dreams were shuddered by that view. I didnt approach her as it might jeopardize her relationship. I wanted to see her happy so I stood back. May be that is called sacrifice. Suddenly I had a burp and all that weird feelings were gone. There was nothing now that was pinching me from inside. May be that was not love. It was stupid snacks which were making me feel like that. I watched her going with that muscular brat and had last glimpse of her.
I was lost in her thoughts and the story that how I lost my first "love at first sight". We went to pizza hut and found a table.

My eyes met her just then. She was 5'4" slim girl, wearing black top. She was laughing like retards. Her hairs were swaying left and right with her motion. In contrast to average engineer, studying in an good engineering (by that I mean bad girl to boy ratio), I was never a desperate fella who fall in love with every second girl they see. There we had a rendezvous in her eyes………….

The Night

It was march 2010 going on, protest was on its peak. I had only 6 hours of sleep in last two days, I was dedicatedly watching movies back to back, without any break with my full devotion. Early in the morning at 8 am. Mittal called, in a raging plead he said,” arre ab to aa jao dande bhi pad gye”. I came to know about the lathi charge which police did on our friends, some were injured. Students stayed out on the roads during the night while I was watching movies on my laptop. From my default nature of DIL CHAHTA HAI’s Aamir Khan I turned into The angry young man. I reached college within 2 hours which is 20kms away from my home. The whole day was full of aggression. I was imagining “Simon go back”. Our struggle was actually opposite of Swaraj movement. We wanted to give SWARAJ back to govt. and wanted us back with DU. Atleast that was what I got.

It was evening about 7 PM I was tired, my arse was hurting. I had been sitting on roads for about 9 hours. After having dinner we again sat down for the protest. Police had been called for controlling students if it went violent. But as a student of DCE I can say that we love our college and we would never have done something like that. But according to me presence of police was justified.

Late at night as the girls were outside slowly weird things started. Protest was turning into picnic. People playing cards, reading novel, talking to their girl friends, trying to make a girl friend. Then suddenly picnic turned again into protest people were asking questions about protest I was sitting at the edge of road at the last. Being short and sitting in last always makes you notice people arse when they are walking by. People were standing in front of me. One arse after another asked some good and some stupid questions. I mean some were smartass and some were dumbass. May be the words are coined by some short guy. I noticed first time that some people sway their ass left and right when they ask questions.

The question answer round was over. I was gazing the sky, the beautiful moon. It was round that day with its dim lit moonlight scattered over the street. It was very romantic night. A perfect frame to be gazed upon for hours with your lover under complete silence, no words just pure emotions. The irony was I was sitting down there with Mittal with his one arm over me. I guess that’s the reason we should have protested for. Time went by and I moved to the centre, made enough room for myself to lie. Now the moon was over my head I was on my back watching the stars and THE MOON. The ambience of the moon was again overwhelming my brain just then saiket leaped on my chest making his head rest over my chest gazing right into my eyes. I shuddered him off. It was creepy.

I cursed the satanic moon. I moved a bit right. Just then my eyes saw her in that amazing dim light. I didn’t know her she was some anonymous girl I had never seen in college before. She had long hair I couldn’t see her face perfectly as I was facing her back. She turned around, she was as amazing as she was supposed to be. Though in that dim light she was not clearly visible but I could clearly say she was damn pretty. Her hairs were touching me while she was playing with them. But yes I didn’t try to smell it as it is said very romantically in novels coz I am a guy not a dog. She had a GOOD NIGHT naturals. Soon she became the HOT girl with good night naturals.
With that amazing feeling I fell asleep for about 30 min. when I woke up she was gone. Call me jerk but it was awesome,i found the hottest person in college, I technically slept her and before morning she was gone. I didn’t try to find her and how could I. I only knew that she had good night naturals. Moreover I believe if you will talk to a hot person their level of hotness will decrease..yes that was an awesome night. :D