Yeah I have watched the SAAS BAHU SERIALS… why so amazed? Haven’t you? Oh! Then how come you say they are bad? Well the truth is majority of us had watched it at one point or another. It is our sacrifice for our true love i.e. MOTHER… I am a day scholar. I have dinner with my family. So I have watched them. In the beginning they were quite frustrating. I had several fights with my mother. I also decided better to ask my future bride to move in with her television and cable connection and best not to watch them at all. Now as I have to watch them anyway and my protest doesn’t matter to the women I fell in love at the first sight and I have lost any hope to be successful in future. I watch them. But my brain compiles them in pretty funny way. Some of the noticeable points are………..
1: They think that their actors have Rajnikant’s immortality.
2. The whole world is going to hurt the HEROINE of the serial but she is sooo dumb that she will not respond.
3. They want to set an idea in the brains of INDIAN women that the girls who wear minis are “RAHEES BAAP KI BIGDI AULAD”.
4. Alcohol means venom.
5. The HEROINE is always a bit chubby, round face, appears dumb and who drinks a lot of water….. (Weeping causes dehydration).
6. The Vamp is extremely hot, a good face cut, a really attractive women….. (May be they want women to be jealous and Start hating that “BITCH” anyway).
7. I will never get their point of speaking what they think. I mean I never speak what thought is going on in my mind. “Hmmm I should really finish this up because I have to pee…”
8. Even after 20 years the technology remains same :-/.
9. How they reach at the door side whenever someone is talking something of their meaning?....
10. How come they never watch SHITTY SERIALS themselves in their home.
11. Do men at their home have no work… why they keep on talking like women?
12. No matter for how long the women was in home she turns out to be a LAWER if her husband is mistook as a murderer, a DOCTOR if the husband had an accident and no specialist in world practicing for years can cure him, can use a revolver to kill someone that too without facing the recoil jerk.
13. Whenever their HEROINE loses her memory she finds herself in an ASHRAM with some GURU taking care of her…. Why in the world she never meets any sex dealer who unluckily in real life decides the fate of such tragic cases.
ABOVE all these there are dialogues:
- Mera beta MBA karke aaya hai!! – AUNTY!! Did he ever tell you which college?.. I guess it was better than IIM A.....
- Tujh jaisi sundar sushil aur gunwan aur bholi ladki hi meri bahu banegi- Aunty !! if she had so many qualities.. How come she is not commited yet ?
- Rishta vohi sooch nayi? – I could’t get this line…
LAST but not the least
-main tumhare bacchae ki maa banne wali hun.: are you sure… ?
theGIRL: (after putting pressure to her brain): most probably yes it is yours….
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