Yes, I Watch SAAS BAHU SERIALS

Yeah I have watched the SAAS BAHU SERIALS… why so amazed? Haven’t you? Oh! Then how come you say they are bad? Well the truth is majority of us had watched it at one point or another. It is our sacrifice for our true love i.e. MOTHER… I am a day scholar. I have dinner with my family. So I have watched them. In the beginning they were quite frustrating. I had several fights with my mother. I also decided better to ask my future bride to move in with her television and cable connection and best not to watch them at all. Now as I have to watch them anyway and my protest doesn’t matter to the women I fell in love at the first sight and I have lost any hope to be successful in future. I watch them. But my brain compiles them in pretty funny way. Some of the noticeable points are………..

1: They think that their actors have Rajnikant’s immortality.

2. The whole world is going to hurt the HEROINE of the serial but she is sooo dumb that she will not respond.

3. They want to set an idea in the brains of INDIAN women that the girls who wear minis are “RAHEES BAAP KI BIGDI AULAD”.

4. Alcohol means venom.

5. The HEROINE is always a bit chubby, round face, appears dumb and who drinks a lot of water….. (Weeping causes dehydration).

6. The Vamp is extremely hot, a good face cut, a really attractive women….. (May be they want women to be jealous and Start hating that “BITCH” anyway).

7. I will never get their point of speaking what they think. I mean I never speak what thought is going on in my mind. “Hmmm I should really finish this up because I have to pee…”

8. Even after 20 years the technology remains same :-/.

9. How they reach at the door side whenever someone is talking something of their meaning?....

10. How come they never watch SHITTY SERIALS themselves in their home.

11. Do men at their home have no work… why they keep on talking like women?

12. No matter for how long the women was in home she turns out to be a LAWER if her husband is mistook as a murderer, a DOCTOR if the husband had an accident and no specialist in world practicing for years can cure him, can use a revolver to kill someone that too without facing the recoil jerk.

13. Whenever their HEROINE loses her memory she finds herself in an ASHRAM with some GURU taking care of her…. Why in the world she never meets any sex dealer who unluckily in real life decides the fate of such tragic cases.

ABOVE all these there are dialogues:
- Mera beta MBA karke aaya hai!! – AUNTY!! Did he ever tell you which college?.. I guess it was better than IIM A.....

- Tujh jaisi sundar sushil aur gunwan aur bholi ladki hi meri bahu banegi- Aunty !! if she had so many qualities.. How come she is not commited yet ?

- Rishta vohi sooch nayi? – I could’t get this line…

LAST but not the least

-main tumhare bacchae ki maa banne wali hun.: are you sure… ?
theGIRL: (after putting pressure to her brain): most probably yes it is yours….

Mera Pehla Pehla Pyaar (MP3).... THE LOOP

It was the day when my IITan friend "BACHHU" was home for several days. We planned to go for a movie. We were deciding which movie to watch. Mittal, (one of my friend who is as thin as a sumo wrestler) jumped up and decided it would be "KMABAKHT ISHQ". He wanted to see awesome comedy of Akshay kumar. There was a huge weight in Mittal’s suggestion, like him. As all the theatres were full we had to go to that movie.

It was just the starting of movie and it was full of needless kisses and smooches and only that part of the movie could be considered as comedy.

My eyes met her just then. She was a 5'2" slim girl, wearing a pink top. She was laughing like retards. Her hairs were swaying left and right with her motion. In contrast to an average engineer, studying in an good engineering (by that I mean bad girl to boy ratio), I was never a desperate fella who fall in love with every second girl they see.

There we had a rendezvous in her eyes. She probably glanced me staring at her. She stopped laughing and smiled. I dont know whether it was due to that "interesting" movie or were my pure feelings that I didnt watch movie anymore. When Mittal and Bachhu were enjoying the "comedy" between akshay and kareena. I was watching her eyes. She had the innocence of a child. I had some snacks in the intermission. After sometime my heart started pumping fast. My stomach started lurching. I looked at her that feeling increased. It was like someone is pinching me from inside, like a thunderbolt struck me. My mind went blank and my eyes were fixed on her as if I was searching her for ages.

She looked at me and smiled again. It was the end of movie and most probably the last smooch to laugh on. I was gathering every piece of my courage and decided to ask her name and email id as I was told every real life story starts the same way.

Just then from nowhere came a muscular arm which cuddled her and my all dreams were shuddered by that view. I didnt approach her as it might jeopardize her relationship. I wanted to see her happy so I stood back. May be that is called sacrifice. Suddenly I had a burp and all that weird feelings were gone. There was nothing now that was pinching me from inside. May be that was not love. It was stupid snacks which were making me feel like that. I watched her going with that muscular brat and had last glimpse of her.
I was lost in her thoughts and the story that how I lost my first "love at first sight". We went to pizza hut and found a table.

My eyes met her just then. She was 5'4" slim girl, wearing black top. She was laughing like retards. Her hairs were swaying left and right with her motion. In contrast to average engineer, studying in an good engineering (by that I mean bad girl to boy ratio), I was never a desperate fella who fall in love with every second girl they see. There we had a rendezvous in her eyes………….

The Night

It was march 2010 going on, protest was on its peak. I had only 6 hours of sleep in last two days, I was dedicatedly watching movies back to back, without any break with my full devotion. Early in the morning at 8 am. Mittal called, in a raging plead he said,” arre ab to aa jao dande bhi pad gye”. I came to know about the lathi charge which police did on our friends, some were injured. Students stayed out on the roads during the night while I was watching movies on my laptop. From my default nature of DIL CHAHTA HAI’s Aamir Khan I turned into The angry young man. I reached college within 2 hours which is 20kms away from my home. The whole day was full of aggression. I was imagining “Simon go back”. Our struggle was actually opposite of Swaraj movement. We wanted to give SWARAJ back to govt. and wanted us back with DU. Atleast that was what I got.

It was evening about 7 PM I was tired, my arse was hurting. I had been sitting on roads for about 9 hours. After having dinner we again sat down for the protest. Police had been called for controlling students if it went violent. But as a student of DCE I can say that we love our college and we would never have done something like that. But according to me presence of police was justified.

Late at night as the girls were outside slowly weird things started. Protest was turning into picnic. People playing cards, reading novel, talking to their girl friends, trying to make a girl friend. Then suddenly picnic turned again into protest people were asking questions about protest I was sitting at the edge of road at the last. Being short and sitting in last always makes you notice people arse when they are walking by. People were standing in front of me. One arse after another asked some good and some stupid questions. I mean some were smartass and some were dumbass. May be the words are coined by some short guy. I noticed first time that some people sway their ass left and right when they ask questions.

The question answer round was over. I was gazing the sky, the beautiful moon. It was round that day with its dim lit moonlight scattered over the street. It was very romantic night. A perfect frame to be gazed upon for hours with your lover under complete silence, no words just pure emotions. The irony was I was sitting down there with Mittal with his one arm over me. I guess that’s the reason we should have protested for. Time went by and I moved to the centre, made enough room for myself to lie. Now the moon was over my head I was on my back watching the stars and THE MOON. The ambience of the moon was again overwhelming my brain just then saiket leaped on my chest making his head rest over my chest gazing right into my eyes. I shuddered him off. It was creepy.

I cursed the satanic moon. I moved a bit right. Just then my eyes saw her in that amazing dim light. I didn’t know her she was some anonymous girl I had never seen in college before. She had long hair I couldn’t see her face perfectly as I was facing her back. She turned around, she was as amazing as she was supposed to be. Though in that dim light she was not clearly visible but I could clearly say she was damn pretty. Her hairs were touching me while she was playing with them. But yes I didn’t try to smell it as it is said very romantically in novels coz I am a guy not a dog. She had a GOOD NIGHT naturals. Soon she became the HOT girl with good night naturals.
With that amazing feeling I fell asleep for about 30 min. when I woke up she was gone. Call me jerk but it was awesome,i found the hottest person in college, I technically slept her and before morning she was gone. I didn’t try to find her and how could I. I only knew that she had good night naturals. Moreover I believe if you will talk to a hot person their level of hotness will decrease..yes that was an awesome night. :D

Sid's Exam (really based on some true characters)

“Sid you are getting late for the exam” a scream which was easily being overheard between the closely spaced balcony of an apartment in the small society of Bahadurgarh. Sid, like every ordinary 8^th standard school guy, was doing last minute preparation for his biology exam. On a sheet he was writing and mumbling “…armpit : digestive system, knee : brain, arse : heart…. And its complete.. phew making the index of my cheat slips is the worst thing I do for any exam..but as mamma says no pains no gains.. ”. In front of him laid a mangled book with its torn pages right in accordance with the index. Sid was a mastermind, there was no question or trouble the guy could not answer so as he was renamed as KB in his class. KB, the abbreviation of KALYUGI BIRBAL.

Exam clock was ticking 1 hour had passed. KB had already completed 40 % of his exam paper. He just had to do 20% more though he had all the questions well answered clinging to his body yet he was a man of principles. He repeated in his mind ,”not more than 50% marks and 10% extra attempt is just for the backup. Don’t be greedy, think about the poor geeks who have studied, besides your “NOBLE” heart if any geek out of jealousy intentionally does a slip of tongue, you will become a famous a star in school but with no home…. Stick to the plan!!! Stick to the plan!!! ” just then the “flying” came in the hall. Sid looked at it. As calm as he could be, continued writing his paper. Sitting in the middle of the row he was waiting for the checker. Checker was groping down every suspicious person for a surprise gift for himself. Gays!! KB thought and continued writing the story of DDLJ on his sheet, as he could not see the slips now and he had to write down something. Momentarily he was lost in the last year’s flying where he did a little trick. When he sighted the flying coming into his room, he had already completed all the 60% as per principles. He rolled up his slips and threw it next to him. When he saw the checker coming closer.. He screamed ,”who the hell have thrown this here. If you couldn’t study then atleast don’t do any scandal on the hardworkers ” and handed the slips to the invigilator and continued faking writing. As the checker left he sprinted out of the room submitting his sheets.
It was not so simple that day the checker was approaching near searching for the suspicious people he could hear the tip tap of his shoes. ”not me not me” his mind was screaming. Maybe checker heard that he said in his heavy voice ,”stand up”. Sid stood up, handed over the sheet to checker and started grinning. Checker stood puzzled. In a puzzled but rough expression he said ,”why are you smiling ”. Sid responded ,”Actually!!Sir I am the topper of the class”. His amazing confidence made checker to believe him. He patted and walked away. Sid became little more happy that day and attempted 70% of the exam as a treat to himself with a gleaming confident smile over his face but this time it was not fake anymore.