Friday, July 29, 2011

Placement Obsessions

sabun ki shakal mein beta tu to nikla kewal jhaaaaaag Bhaag bhaag dk bose dk bose dk .(ringtone)..

Chaman: Hello! what's up.
Gubal: hello, chaman pahji.How is lifee that (a) side? (pinglish=punjabi+english).
chaman: nothing yaar, was just sleeping.
gubal:(Disappointed) We just had a mock GD about what could be the possible reasons you were not picking up the phone.
Chaman: what was the conclusion?
gubal. nothing yaar, leave it. By the way muttal and saikick are now fighting.
chaman: why?
gubal: because muttal thinks that saikick doesn't let him speak and if he is doing it now, you can imagine how he will be during the placements.
chaman: damn, saikick is such a............ moronic hypocritical and backstabbing person(see ignoring abuses as companies don,t tolerate it). Poor muttal.
gubal: muttal is also not bathed from milk, you don't know the complete story.
chaman: anyways, seniors said that friends sometimes even fight, out of jealousy during this time.... anyways why we are talking in English?
gubal: forgot ? You said it will be beneficial for us.
Chaman: oh haan. err yes yes... btw whats Ajis doing?
gubal: Chilling as always...He is broad(chaud hai uski:P ). He sleeps whole 8 hours and He has just read 1 book for C/C++ 1 for algo and 1 for DS.
Chaman: oh my god! I have heard he has a lot of money already. He will open his business, why become someone's BIT..... slave. I think he knows a lot about it and he can easily crack any non tech. After all he is chair person of the best society. BTW yaar! what was your status in your society.
Gubal: nothing!! i am duped by those sons of ...........mothers. You really don't know what i really did for the society.
I was the one who took the responsibility for shifting chairs.
I was the one who taught the juniors how to lift and place chairs properly.
I was the one who really came out with the idea that we should use folding chairs.
I was the one who planned and distributed chairs in various teams.
Brother! you don't even know, they even burdened me with responsibility of Tables in the third year.
and When i asked a post for CHAIRperson they said i have not done enough.
I don't want to say something behind Ajis's back but he never took those responsibilities. I now feel like all those EFFORTS and EXPERIENCES went in vain... may be there is something more needed to become "CHAIRPERSON".
There were many sh....weet posts that were being created, they offered me infrastructure head, but why should i become something i haven't done? why should I not have what I truly deserve.
chaman: don't worry! there will be always a place for your experiences.
gubal: yes yes!! I think I should start a new society. There will be no way someone would stop me from that Chair Person and being a founder member is more impressive then “chairperson”_|_.
Chaman: Good dude! I knew you were a visionary.. All the best yaar… I gotta go. I have to read my DS book 6th time otherwise I’ll forget. Take care.

P.S. All characters are fictional… :P